Main Page | See live article | Alphabetical index Jeff Somers is the publisher the zine The Inner Swine. Also the author of Lifers and The Freaks are Winning: The Inner Swine Collection. Representative Quote "Under laboratory conditions I have nurtured my own ego into a huge, healthy beast with rippling muscles and thick, downy hair. But I have also entrusted servants with Elephant Guns to blow its brains out if it ever slips its chains and starts hurling feces around the place." - Jeff Somers This article is from Wikipedia. All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License.