Love and Death on Long Island is a 1997 movie directed by Richard Kwietniowski and starring Jason Priestley, John Hurt and Fiona Loewi. It is based on a novel by Gilbert Adair.

Warning: Spoilers follow

Giles De'ath (Hurt) is an academic who, whilst attempting to see an E.M. Forster movie, inadvertently sees the teen flick Hotpants College II starring Ronnie Bostock (Priestley). Ronnie captures Giles's fancy and De'ath sets out to meet him.